Naughty girls phone numbers

Naughty Girls Phone Numbers

In the kitchen today, Papi DAP is whipping you up some life advice about how to get naughty girls phone numbers.

 

There are different tactics and recipes to get every type woman number. It is similar to hunting. There are certain things you must learn before you can “bag” a species. There is also different kind of equipment that you must use as well. Thankfully, Papi has been through enough of life to always have a trick up his sleeve. This is the technique you will need to get any naughty girls phone number.et ready to take some notes:

 

Get ready to take some notes:

 

Ingredients:

 

3 clever distractions

5 handfuls of glitter

1 Smoke bomb

1 of her’s friends number

2 means of transportation

1  Pokemon Master Ball

 

Set-Up:

 

1.) The amount of glitter needed will vary depending on your running speed.

 

2.) The same rule as set-up 1 applies to the clever distractions and smoke bombs. If you have access to more then bring them along just in case.

 

Steps:

 

1.) The first thing you will need is her friend’s number. This is to really just to find the location of your naughty girl.  These women seem to be drawn to high-risk locations such as abandon electrical buildings, construction zones, dirt roads, or at parties. That sounds kinda creepy, doesn’t it?  We aren’t going there!  In this example, we will assume that she is at a party. The number of people there should not be too important unless you are not in good shape.

 

2.) Use a means of transportation in order to get you there. Be warned, if you find yourself teleported directly into the party for whatever reason, then go directly to step 4 because you are probably already stoned.

 

3.) You will need to use your handful of glitter for a clever distraction to get passed the bouncer. If you choose to go with this method then it is important that you run. The handful of glitter can only distract him for so long.

 

4.) Run! Run as fast as your legs can carry you throughout the party, move like you belong there. It is important that you use no more than two clever distractions at this point. Dance, drink, share your bong, whatever…..you can go all hellbent on the glitter. Anyone who even looks at you, throw glitter in their eyes screaming partyyyyyy. There may be screaming but soon you will be if you do not complete the next step. It is of dire importance you save at least one more handful of glitter.

 

5.) Once you see your girl shovel the handful of glitter in her face. Her resistance is now lowered enough so throw your Master ball (a Pokemon magical capture tool) Do not watch it shake on the ground once it absorbs her essence. Take it and use a clever distraction to get yourself and your girl out of the party.

 

6.) Your other means of transportation should help you get back home. Release her (if she wants) and simply ask her for her number.  She will either slap you or think you’re the coolest Pokemon ever for going through so much to get to her.  You may also get a slap and a phone number.

 

Do you not have any ideas where to get a Master Ball? Does the large tax on glitter make this plan impossible for you? Well, we have enough naughty girls phone numbers from girls who are just waiting for someone with the balls to master them.  Speaking of master them, if you have a BDSM fetish, we got that too!

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